Welcome to Slowmolds G.P. Clinic (General Pottery). Our chronic care ward houses four long-term residents, each one hunched, herniated and completely unbothered. Each patient doubles as an incense holder: insert a stick into the spinal port and watch the smoke do the one thing their spine won’t (rise briefly in a straight line). One figure per box. Which patient you’re discharged with is not up to you. This is a feature of the clinic, not a bug.

The Chronic Backache Buddies blindbox is part of the Slowmolds GP Clinic Collection that is inspired by my own bad back.